TORTILLA IS A PUPPY VERSION OF A HUSTLER: 2012

YES, THIS IS REAL.

In the known history of our nation, no puppy has ever embodied more love and grace than Tortilla. The cutest puppy in the universe, Tortilla is well known for giving kisses, sitting, and falling asleep in public. Prior to her fame as an "internet puppy," she could be found exploring the community and enjoying the finer things in life. She's enjoys going up stairs (don't think about asking her to go down) and when she's not being photographed, groomed, or being used as a cuddle muffin, she tries to avoid the puppyrazzi as best she can. Not only has she been in attendance at Brown Alumni Picnics, a random LGBTQ Picnic in Golden Gate Park, The San Francisco Symphony Orchestra's Concert in the Park, The Sheraton Hotel- Sunnyvale, Safeway, & Good Luck Dim Sum, but in 2011, Tortilla was featured on a float in Morro Bay's 4th of July Parade. While she admits that she's always been the "curl up with a good cat toy" type of puppy, Tortilla really hasn't realized that she shouldn't pick fights with bigger dogs. But then again, aren't all dogs bigger dogs?

Tortilla enjoys the music of Beyonce and is an honorary member of The Brown Derbies- the nations sexiest and most legendary all-male a cappella group. Tortilla currently resides on the Upper West Side in Manhattan.

The views, information, and photos shared on this blog are reasonably accurate interpretations and expressions of Tortilla's true feelings and essence.

TORTILLA IS A PUPPY VERSION OF A HUSTLER

Friday, January 20, 2012

home sweet home...

Thursday, January 19, 2012

we found love in a hopeless place

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

guilty much?

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

ok no...this is clearly the best spot on the couch

um... can i help you?

new apartment, new comfy spot

unrelated but hilarious mispelling in art class

beauty rest

take me to disneyland?

its always time to be beautiful

but who will visit my blog?

who me???

chillin out max and relaxin all cool

Monday, January 16, 2012

this rug is just to die for

Sunday, January 15, 2012

oh yeah, we have a blog

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