TORTILLA IS A PUPPY VERSION OF A HUSTLER

Sunday, July 31, 2011

no means please don't!

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Saturday, July 30, 2011

rehearsing, because fame doesn't happen overnight

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Friday, July 29, 2011

1+1 (part 2)

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

freakum bandana?

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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

check on it


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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

she's a naughty girl with a bad habit (part 2)


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Monday, July 25, 2011

and so are you! owww!

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Sunday, July 24, 2011

who let tortilla out?

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Saturday, July 23, 2011

what a sneaker junkie

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Friday, July 22, 2011

stairway to heaven (part 2)

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Thursday, July 21, 2011

pose for the camera now, click click

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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

rather die young

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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

endless love




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Monday, July 18, 2011

do the running man

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Sunday, July 17, 2011

flower power (part 2)


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Saturday, July 16, 2011

who run the world?

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Friday, July 15, 2011

how can you say no to this face?

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Thursday, July 14, 2011

1+1 (part 1)

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

she's a naughty girl with a bad habit (part 1)

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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

this can't be legal (part 3)

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Monday, July 11, 2011

this can't be legal (part 2)

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Sunday, July 10, 2011

say bwaaaah

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Saturday, July 9, 2011

stairway to heaven (part 1)



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Friday, July 8, 2011

naomi campbell walk (part 2)

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Thursday, July 7, 2011

turning tables

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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

who's driving, who's driving

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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

flower power (part 1)


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YES, THIS IS REAL.

In the known history of our nation, no puppy has ever embodied more love and grace than Tortilla. The cutest puppy in the universe, Tortilla is well known for giving kisses, sitting, and falling asleep in public. Prior to her fame as an "internet puppy," she could be found exploring the community and enjoying the finer things in life. She's enjoys going up stairs (don't think about asking her to go down) and when she's not being photographed, groomed, or being used as a cuddle muffin, she tries to avoid the puppyrazzi as best she can. Not only has she been in attendance at Brown Alumni Picnics, a random LGBTQ Picnic in Golden Gate Park, The San Francisco Symphony Orchestra's Concert in the Park, The Sheraton Hotel- Sunnyvale, Safeway, & Good Luck Dim Sum, but in 2011, Tortilla was featured on a float in Morro Bay's 4th of July Parade. While she admits that she's always been the "curl up with a good cat toy" type of puppy, Tortilla really hasn't realized that she shouldn't pick fights with bigger dogs. But then again, aren't all dogs bigger dogs?

Tortilla enjoys the music of Beyonce and is an honorary member of The Brown Derbies- the nations sexiest and most legendary all-male a cappella group. Tortilla currently resides on the Upper West Side in Manhattan.

The views, information, and photos shared on this blog are reasonably accurate interpretations and expressions of Tortilla's true feelings and essence.



BEST OF TORTILLA

  • rather die young
  • unrelated but hilarious mispelling in art class
  • this rug is just to die for
  • beauty rest
  • chillin out max and relaxin all cool
  • what a sneaker junkie
  • i'm just i'm just jenny from the block
  • check on it
  • do the running man
  • guilty much?

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      • no means please don't!
      • rehearsing, because fame doesn't happen overnight
      • 1+1 (part 2)
      • freakum bandana?
      • check on it
      • she's a naughty girl with a bad habit (part 2)
      • and so are you! owww!
      • who let tortilla out?
      • what a sneaker junkie
      • stairway to heaven (part 2)
      • pose for the camera now, click click
      • rather die young
      • endless love
      • do the running man
      • flower power (part 2)
      • who run the world?
      • how can you say no to this face?
      • 1+1 (part 1)
      • she's a naughty girl with a bad habit (part 1)
      • this can't be legal (part 3)
      • this can't be legal (part 2)
      • say bwaaaah
      • stairway to heaven (part 1)
      • naomi campbell walk (part 2)
      • turning tables
      • who's driving, who's driving
      • flower power (part 1)
      • pretty sure this is considered trespassing
      • this can't be legal (part 1)
      • someone wants the google pom pom
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