TORTILLA IS A PUPPY VERSION OF A HUSTLER

Saturday, August 27, 2011

east coast here we come! thanks for a great summer san francisco!










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Friday, August 26, 2011

getting ready for the east coast! derbylicious indeed...



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Thursday, August 25, 2011

fun on the google slide!






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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

where have all the flowers gone?





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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

"she looks like she should be in a movie with reese witherspoon..."

- MRS. GARZA
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not a flower left un-destroyed...



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taking fisherman's warf by storm




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Monday, August 22, 2011

she's just tortilla from the block...





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Sunday, August 21, 2011

ladies on the floor all my ladies on the floor





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Saturday, August 20, 2011

sitting like adele in rolling in the deep...



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Friday, August 19, 2011

never thought i'd do it oh gosh




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Thursday, August 18, 2011

when everybody knows your name


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"that's not a puppy that's a princess"

- HIPSTER ON THE MUNI
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

get yer freakum bow on



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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

this can't be legal (part 4)



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Monday, August 15, 2011

major f.o.m.o in her fancy bow

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okay little mermaid...


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Sunday, August 14, 2011

I'm going to knock you both down and steal her! i'll knock you out!

- CRAZY LADY AT PIER 39
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yes, its a pink bow...


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YES, THIS IS REAL.

In the known history of our nation, no puppy has ever embodied more love and grace than Tortilla. The cutest puppy in the universe, Tortilla is well known for giving kisses, sitting, and falling asleep in public. Prior to her fame as an "internet puppy," she could be found exploring the community and enjoying the finer things in life. She's enjoys going up stairs (don't think about asking her to go down) and when she's not being photographed, groomed, or being used as a cuddle muffin, she tries to avoid the puppyrazzi as best she can. Not only has she been in attendance at Brown Alumni Picnics, a random LGBTQ Picnic in Golden Gate Park, The San Francisco Symphony Orchestra's Concert in the Park, The Sheraton Hotel- Sunnyvale, Safeway, & Good Luck Dim Sum, but in 2011, Tortilla was featured on a float in Morro Bay's 4th of July Parade. While she admits that she's always been the "curl up with a good cat toy" type of puppy, Tortilla really hasn't realized that she shouldn't pick fights with bigger dogs. But then again, aren't all dogs bigger dogs?

Tortilla enjoys the music of Beyonce and is an honorary member of The Brown Derbies- the nations sexiest and most legendary all-male a cappella group. Tortilla currently resides on the Upper West Side in Manhattan.

The views, information, and photos shared on this blog are reasonably accurate interpretations and expressions of Tortilla's true feelings and essence.



BEST OF TORTILLA

  • rather die young
  • unrelated but hilarious mispelling in art class
  • this rug is just to die for
  • beauty rest
  • chillin out max and relaxin all cool
  • what a sneaker junkie
  • i'm just i'm just jenny from the block
  • check on it
  • do the running man
  • guilty much?

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      • east coast here we come! thanks for a great summer...
      • getting ready for the east coast! derbylicious ind...
      • fun on the google slide!
      • where have all the flowers gone?
      • "she looks like she should be in a movie with rees...
      • not a flower left un-destroyed...
      • taking fisherman's warf by storm
      • she's just tortilla from the block...
      • ladies on the floor all my ladies on the floor
      • sitting like adele in rolling in the deep...
      • never thought i'd do it oh gosh
      • when everybody knows your name
      • "that's not a puppy that's a princess"
      • get yer freakum bow on
      • this can't be legal (part 4)
      • major f.o.m.o in her fancy bow
      • okay little mermaid...
      • I'm going to knock you both down and steal her! i'...
      • yes, its a pink bow...
      • 20 more songs, pleeeaasse 20 more
      • happy birthday elyssa!
      • can't get enough flower rampages?
      • indoor picnic + lazy day + tortilla time = awesome
      • fine, but please don't call me surely...
      • i'm just i'm just jenny from the block
      • she's got puppies to see and flowers to squash
      • happy birthday ashley! you are lovely.
      • i ain't sayin she a gold digger
      • wish elyssa's weekend visit didn't have to end
      • who will help us destroy the conservatory of flowe...
      • doop do doop doop doop do doop
      • naomi campbell walk (part 2)
      • we dedicate this to all the parents and children o...
      • out for brunch!
      • bend and snap?
      • missing adam katz already...
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