TORTILLA IS A PUPPY VERSION OF A HUSTLER

Thursday, June 30, 2011

california girls, we're unforgettable

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

i can see your halo

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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

oh boy does she love texting

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Monday, June 27, 2011

saturday, friday. friday would be better

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Sunday, June 26, 2011

making a new friend in wine country

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Saturday, June 25, 2011

finally you put my love on top

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Friday, June 24, 2011

play date at alamo square

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Thursday, June 23, 2011

just got her hair did

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

who do you think you are, running round leaving scars?

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

in the fifties, in the fifties

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Monday, June 20, 2011

naomi campbell walk (part 1)

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my body's so bootylicious for ya babe

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Sunday, June 19, 2011

safeway is the only way

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Saturday, June 18, 2011

who sleeps like this?? (part 1)

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Friday, June 17, 2011

jumpin jumpin

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Thursday, June 16, 2011

just sleeping on a shoulder, nbd

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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

first day at google

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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

first night in her new home

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YES, THIS IS REAL.

In the known history of our nation, no puppy has ever embodied more love and grace than Tortilla. The cutest puppy in the universe, Tortilla is well known for giving kisses, sitting, and falling asleep in public. Prior to her fame as an "internet puppy," she could be found exploring the community and enjoying the finer things in life. She's enjoys going up stairs (don't think about asking her to go down) and when she's not being photographed, groomed, or being used as a cuddle muffin, she tries to avoid the puppyrazzi as best she can. Not only has she been in attendance at Brown Alumni Picnics, a random LGBTQ Picnic in Golden Gate Park, The San Francisco Symphony Orchestra's Concert in the Park, The Sheraton Hotel- Sunnyvale, Safeway, & Good Luck Dim Sum, but in 2011, Tortilla was featured on a float in Morro Bay's 4th of July Parade. While she admits that she's always been the "curl up with a good cat toy" type of puppy, Tortilla really hasn't realized that she shouldn't pick fights with bigger dogs. But then again, aren't all dogs bigger dogs?

Tortilla enjoys the music of Beyonce and is an honorary member of The Brown Derbies- the nations sexiest and most legendary all-male a cappella group. Tortilla currently resides on the Upper West Side in Manhattan.

The views, information, and photos shared on this blog are reasonably accurate interpretations and expressions of Tortilla's true feelings and essence.



BEST OF TORTILLA

  • rather die young
  • unrelated but hilarious mispelling in art class
  • this rug is just to die for
  • beauty rest
  • chillin out max and relaxin all cool
  • what a sneaker junkie
  • i'm just i'm just jenny from the block
  • check on it
  • do the running man
  • guilty much?

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      • california girls, we're unforgettable
      • i can see your halo
      • oh boy does she love texting
      • saturday, friday. friday would be better
      • making a new friend in wine country
      • finally you put my love on top
      • play date at alamo square
      • just got her hair did
      • who do you think you are, running round leaving sc...
      • in the fifties, in the fifties
      • naomi campbell walk (part 1)
      • my body's so bootylicious for ya babe
      • safeway is the only way
      • who sleeps like this?? (part 1)
      • jumpin jumpin
      • just sleeping on a shoulder, nbd
      • first day at google
      • first night in her new home
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